[Steven turns on the faucet to wash the sand off his feet when Amethyst comes up to him with a cup of red french fries]
Hey, Steven. You wanna try some special new french fries? [offers him some]
[happily] Do I? [grabs and eats a handful; chuckles until his face turns red; screaming] HOT!
They're special because they're seasoned with… [takes out a vial of Fire Salt to show him] Fire Salt!
[Steven attempts to try and turn on the faucet, but accidentally breaks it off, dashes towards the Big Donut and enters, rushing to the soda fountain and sprays two types of soda into his mouth to soothe his burning mouth, also spilling out the soda to make a huge puddle on the floor]
Steven! What are you… [slips on the soda puddle and falls]
[exhausted] Sorry, Lars.
Ugh, Steven! Who do you think has to clean up this mess? [turns] Sadie, clean up this mess.
[annoyed] No way, it's your turn. I cleaned the last five "Stevens."
Aw, come on. That fall messed up my back. [rubs side] It hurts, really bad.
[rolls eyes and takes up mop and bucket] Fine. Move aside, I'll take care of this. Could you grab the soap? [Lars belts out an anguished groan]
[exaggerating, contorts body into pained position] Oh! It hurts! Sooo much!
[concerned] Maybe you should take the day off.
[snaps upright] Okay! You gonna be fine on your own?
Well, I guess so bu--
[walking out] You’re the best Player Two! [leaves]
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