[playing "Golf Quest Mini" as Prof. Sandtraps] "I can't lose! I am the greatest golfer in the UNIVER-R-R-RSE!!!" [imitates explosion sounds; "secret ending unlocked"] All right! Secret ending! [the Gems warp back]
Hey, Steven! We're back!
[affixed to the TV] Hey.
[in-game] "Project F.L.O.G.? That's 'golf' backwards. [pushes button, enters room with what seems to be a cryogenic capsule] What is this?"
[pops in front of his face] Hey, Steven! Wanna hear about where we've been?
[grunts, moves her hair out of the way] Wait! Wait, hold on!
[wipes glass] "June 9th, 2014? But that was the day he disappeared."
[Amethyst rolls down in front] Hey!
Steven! [places an artifact] Look at this.
It's the Wailing Stone we found!
The Wailing Stone that I found.
Isn't it neat? It uses high-frequency soundwaves—
Guys?!
—as a message relay between two fixed points...
Look! You just have to push this!
[it suddenly emits an extremely scathing sound. The game ending continues playing before the TV breaks off in front of Steven. Pearl slams on the knob and stops]
Amethyst, I told you not to turn it on in the house!
[chuckles] Chill out, Pea! It's not like anyone got hurt and Steven loved it! [beat] ..Steven?
THAT WAS THE SECRET ENDING!! Now I have to replay the final dungeon all over again!! It's not fair!! I can't go mini-golfing, I can't play my game, I can't stop going into the bathroom because I ate all that cream corn! So much corn... [sighs] I just wish I had a place for myself. [Steven's gem starts glowing] Huh? My gem! [everyone then looks back; Rose's symbol starts glowing at the Temple Gate]
Rose's door... [unlocking sounds] Steven... your gem is opening your mother's room.
[the symbol grows and envelopes the gate into a doorway]
[walks to the door] Woah...!
Steven, wait!
Steven, don't go in there!
It's never about what I wanna do, is it?! Well, now I have a place where I'm going, and YOU—CAN'T—COME!!!
STEVEN!!
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