Okay, there's no way you're not gonna love this! [gestures to three kiddie cars, then holds up a kazoo] It's kazoo racers! You get in a car, you play a kazoo! [blows kazoo, then holds up three more] What more could you want?! Dad used to do this for me every year.
[whispering to Garnet nervously] I think this is why aging makes humans die!
Steven, thank you for the birthday parties, but I don't think we'll need anymore.
Why not?
Our age is only an illusion, and Pearl's pretty sure this ritual is more for human children.
[still nervous] Nothing against children!
Children? Everyone gets to have birthdays! Seriously, give it a try. You're never too old!
We're just too big.
You're not too big! [trying to climb into a car] Y-y-you just get in, and then, uh...
[shapeshifts into a baby, in small war jeep] I can fit! Which way to the baby war? [driving] EAT TREAD, DIRTBAGS!
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