Michael Showalter quotes from Stella

Played by Michael Showalter · 18 quotes · page 2 of 2

Played by Michael Showalter

3rd most-quoted character in Stella: in 18 of its 35 quotes
Most scenes with: Michael Ian Black (12), David Wain (11), Jane (2)

Scenes with Michael Showalter 17

MMr. McDoogle

Gentlemen, I am Mr. McDoogle from the bank. I'm here for the money you owe us.

Michael Showalter

Mr. McDoogle, we don't have this money.

MMr. McDoogle

Ah.

Michael Showalter

WE DON'T HAVE YOUR MONEY...Mr. McDoogle.

Michael Showalter

Hey, you guys, look! A shooting star. Make a wish.

I wish we had our apartment back.

Michael Showalter

I wish we had our apartment back.

I wish I was dry-humping Maggie.

Michael Showalter

David went to Juliard, Michael. He's a classical violinist!

And I'm a classical pianist!

You're a classical dick, is what you are!