David Wain quotes from Stella

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JJane

Oh my gosh, it's a baby deer!

David Wain

What? Where?

[The guys turn around while Jane runs away]

David Wain

Hey, you guys, she's gone.

There was no baby deer.

Do you mean the entire time she was talking about the baby deer, she was lying?

Yes. I'm afraid so.

David Wain

She's brilliant.

I'm gonna look one more time for that baby deer.

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David

Michael!

I just threw..our novel in the fireplace and that was wrong of me and I'll be the first person to admit it..

I didn't even know we had a fireplace.

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Hey, you guys, look! A shooting star. Make a wish.

I wish we had our apartment back.

I wish we had our apartment back.

David Wain

I wish I was dry-humping Maggie.

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David went to Juliard, Michael. He's a classical violinist!

David

And I'm a classical pianist!

You're a classical dick, is what you are!