Starsky & Hutch · Season 1
[Looking out the window of his home] Hey, Starsk, you see that sunset?
[Laying on the couch] Nah, that's okay.
You really oughtta take a look at it.
Why? It happens every night.
It's beautiful! Every color of the spectrum, constantly changing. Blue, gold, red, purple...
You been keepin' Reader's Digest in the john again? 'Ways to More Colorful Speech'?
Hey, I'm a cop, not a vigilante. And especially because this was Helen, what will go down will be the most professional homicide investigation ever conducted by this department. I'm going to walk that guy into a court, and a judge is going to imprison or institutionalize him for the rest of his life. So help me, God.
[Showing off his gaudy "church," filled with faux-pagan decor] Well, how do you like the way I converted the old pad?
Yeah, it's, uh, real nice. Gotta lot of class, Ezra. Who's your decorator - Vincent Price?
Listen, I laugh all the way to the bank. Demonology and devil worship, man, that's the newest fad. It's legal and tax deductible. These nuts and kooks all want to be sorcerers and pay for the privilege.
[to Hutch] I told you we were in the wrong business.
[Looking at Starsky and Hutch's clothing] Now tell me something, with you two dressed like that, what's left for the criminals to wear?
We don't get paid extra to kill people either.
I don't kill anybody I don't get paid to kill.
They say the rain washes everything clean. It's gonna take a lot of it before we're through here.
Sure your arm's gonna be all right?
Couldn't be better. I told ya, Gene Autry gets it there all the time.
You know something? You look terrible.
Hey, don't let me fool you; I played Camille in high school.
[after Starsky weaved through traffic, driving the wrong way on a one way street] You didn't see the arrow, huh?
I didn't even see the Indians.
[Pinching Starsky's cheek] Anyone ever tell you you're as cute as a teddy bear?
[to Hutch] I can't help it.
I didn't know Little Orphan Annie was still around.
Yeah. She's developin'.
You ever see a fat lion, huh?
Come to think about it, I've never seen a thin hippopotamus.
[Scowling at Starsky and Hutch] Plainclothes are the worst kind of fuzz.
Oh, Jessie, they're our guests.
"Beware of false prophets that come to you in sheep's clothing and inwardly are ravenous wolves." Saint Matthew.
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