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Stargate Atlantis Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[Weir is explaining to Teyla is told that she can read Wraith minds]

You didn't know you COULD read Wraith minds...and frankly, who would want to?

[The Atlantis team is discussing staying and fighting the Wraith]

KDr Kavanaugh

We can't possibly consider staying and fighting!

I disagree! I think it's entirely within the realm of possibility.

KDr Kavanaugh

[as if speaking to a very young child] There are tens of thousands of life-sucking aliens in highly advanced spaceships on their way here to destroy us!

[Zelenka is arguing that it should be him to go to the Ancient satellite, not McKay]

There's not going to be a problem.

You don't know that.

If it seems like we can't fix it, we'll just turn around and go back! Now, I realize I am invaluable everywhere-

[annoyed] You know what? Forget it. I take it back!

Sorry, nope. You can't take it back because you've just admitted that I'm smarter than you!

I admitted no such thing!

I know it's hard to say, but the truth shone through when you prepared to speak.

[through gritted teeth] You are a miserable little man.

Hey, hey, let's not ruin the moment.

[In the Ancient satellite]

GDr. Grodin

I've found the switch to initialize the gravity

Okay just give me a sec- [gravity comes on, causing McKay to fall several meters onto the floor] Oh yep, yeah, thats permenant back damage [through gritted teeth]

[Examining possible planets for evacuation]

What about M1K-439?

Which one's that?

The one with all the waterfalls

See, why can't we just call it 'Planet Waterfall'? [Sheppard gives him "the look"] What? I say we should just give them names.

I'm not sure I can fix this.

GDr. Grodin

You can fix anything.

Who told you that?

GDr. Grodin

You did. On several occasions.

W"Bob" the Wraith

I will tell you this: no matter where you flee, we will find you. Just as surely as we will find Earth. And when we do, we shall feast!

Yes, well, that would certainly help – but I'm more concerned about the Ancient database – its ability to back up data. It's incredibly redundant.

'Incredibly redundant'.

Yeah, that one never gets old. But seriously...

[The Atlantis base has just activated a self-destruct, only to have several personnel from Stargate Command arrive to help them]

CECol. Everett

Good! Now does somebody want to please turn off that self-destruct?

[The Wraith have used asteroids to detonate several mines prematurely.]

Your mines make one hell of a bang, Colonel, I'm sure the Wraith's ears are ringing.

Look, you show up here with your guns and your brush cuts, but when it comes to actually saving the city, you turn to the scientists. And every time, what you ask is impossible.

CECol. Everett

When was the last time you slept, Doctor?

D-d-d-d…shut up, I have an idea

[Dr. McKay is trying to get a reluctant Dr. Beckett to sit in the Ancient chair]

It's out of drones; you couldn't do any damage if you wanted to, now SIT DOWN.

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