[Two Marines beam down into Atlantis with a ZPM]
[jumps] How did they do that?!
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[upon seeing his military escort, comprised of only two men] Whoa, whoa. This is my military escort?
Well, we are spread a bit thin right now.
Okay, okay. [to the escort] But remember, you have to be willing to put your life on the line for me.
Rodney!
For the Zed-PM. That's what I meant. Protect the Zed-PM at all costs. [pause] And me.
[is beamed to the gateroom from the Daedelaus] Hello, I'm home! [Weir hugs him, Sheppard is stunned]
Yes you are. [pause] I truly thought that-
Yeah, yeah, I thought the same about you for a while there. We have to stop that [referring to the fact that each thought the other had perished]
[smiling] I'd like that.
Rodney, we need the shield up in 40 seconds or we're dead.
What? Are you kidding me?!
No!
Okay, because I think you're trying to determine the point at which I will completely snap. [puts the ZPM in the slot, nothing happens]
Rodney nothings happening.
What?! That should be it.
20 seconds.
Okay, SNAP! That's it! You all happy now?!
Rodney!
Rodney, you can take the rest of the day off.
Oh. I am gonna curl up in bed with the largest sandwich I can find. [lays down on the floor like he's going to go to sleep]
Shall I just explain to the rest of the Wraith left on the base that you are unavailable to fight?
Look, I'm not asking you swim out there! I'm asking you to push a few buttons!
Can we submerge the city again?
It's a city, not a yo-yo.
Ok, what are our options?
Let me see, we've got quick death, slow death, painful death, cold, lonely death...
[whispering] They're scanning for us.
Why are you whispering?
I don't know, it just seemed like the right thing to do.
What are you doing?
I'm just checking something—I'm sure it is impossible.
[Types a command into a console. The numbers on the screen change to symbols]
Crap!
What did you do?
I just ran it through a translation program—it's Wraith.
[Hermiod looks at the screen, then at Dr. Mckay]
"Crap" indeed.
[Lt. Col. Sheppard stares at Hermiod suspiciously]
Don't stare. He hates it when people stare.
[whispers] Am I the only one who thinks it's strange we're working with an alien?
Intergalactic hyper drive technology is kind of new to us, so we need his help.
Is he supposed to be naked like that?
You said you wanted the best.
But all of these people are more qualified than I am, how am I supposed to choose between them?!
Dr. Beckett, you are my chief medical head, I have full trust in you to make the right decision.
[smiles] Well, when you put it that way...
This is what I do when I'm having problems with my laptop. I turn it off, then I turn it on again.
I think it's a little more complicated than that.
I'm just saying, if we're taking a page from the John Sheppard Book of Computer Repair, we're really desperate.
My nose is peeling! [to Carson] Do you have, uh, any moisturizer?
Yes Rodney.
Oh, we should get that.
[sigh] Yes Rodney.
[Major Lorne and Dr. Parrish are walking through a forest on P3M-736]
You know, when they told me I'd be travelling to another galaxy, visiting strange new worlds, defending humanity against unimaginable alien threats, this just is not what I pictured!
PDr. Parrish
We could be saving Earth -- right here, right now, Major.
Oh yeah? How's that?
PDr. Parrish
Through a greater understanding of the long-term effects of severe ozone depletion on plant life. You may not want to admit it, but it's a real danger.
[sarcastically] Oh yeah! Sure! Global warming -- Wraith attack. I see the similarity now, you're right! Yeah, it's great!
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