LLadon
I'll only talk to Weir.
Do I make you nervous.
LLadon
Not at all, Major. I'm just not interested in talking to the errand boy.
That's Lieutenant Colonel Errand Boy to you.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Well, I look at it this way: the Genii have tried to kidnap you on numerous occasions to mine that big old brain of yours.
Yes.
Well, if we get into trouble, I'll just trade your life for mine.
Oh, funny.
Don't worry. If you survive, I'll mount some sort of rescue mission… eventually.
Sheppard's on the list; McKay is on the list. Why aren't Teyla and me?
What, you're feeling left out?
Ronon I just wanna know who thinks I'm not a threat and give 'em a chance to change their mind.
Good idea!
Could have been MENSA.
[to a commissary employee] Ah. Hey, what happened to the, um, to the blue jello? My favourite, all of a sudden it’s off the menu. What gives?
It took Dr. McKay years to figure out all things Ancient and he still doesn't completely understand.
[defensively] I have a very firm grasp of Ancient technology.
You've blown up entire planets, Rodney.
That wasn't my fault!
Well, it didn't do it by itself!
Ah, well, the lead scientist, uh, she's very, um...
Hot?
I was gonna say "attractive." But McKay is acting kinda...
Smitten?
I was gonna say "pathetic."
And I have, uh, discovered the ship's name. [he looks at his computer tablet] It's the, um, Hippaforalkus.
The what?
Yeah, well, it appears to have been named after an Ancient general, Hippforalkus.
Well, we're not calling it that!
Oh good. Then what about, um ...
And we're not calling it the Enterprise either!
We don't need to go far. [Twirling his finger in the air] Any old orbit will do!
And then what?
[as sarcastically as humanly possible] Well, then, Norena and I were planning a small dinner for us all, nothing fancy ...
NNorena
Rodney.
Well, what does he mean, "Then what"?! Then we won't die horribly!
I think I may be missing something. Correct me if I'm wrong, but when the volcano erupts, don't we as well?
That's the plan!
That's the plan?
That's the plan!
That plan sucks!
Rodney, if the hive opens up on us, I want Orion's drones.
Which means we're gonna need the hyperdrive to get in position.
Which means we'll need shields, which means you want everything!
I like everything! Can we do it or not?
Well, don't get up! Shields! Yes. Jump into position? Mmmmaybe. Release the drones. [crew member shakes her head] Probably not.
Explosives, yes, yes. Uh, the problem with an explosive delivery system is that, because the drug is now an aerosol, a third of the tests ignited the medication [he and Dr. Beckett laugh nervously] rendering it useless.
They call it flashing! [he briefly opens his lab coat at the Wraith]
They didn't need you on the Daedalus?
Col. Caldwell believed my time was better spent disabling their jamming code.
Huh! So, they can fly that ship without you.
Yes. But apparently you cannot run these tests without me.
Really? Well... (makes an adjustment) Try it now.
(simulation is successful)
Well, well. Turns out the human knows what he's doing after all!
Indeed. Your assistance on this project will be noted.
My assistance?!?
Okay, I can probably figure something out. But no more holding back! I want everything there is to know about hive ships! Schematics, power distribution, life support configuration levels, everything!
Then you shall have it.
(surprised) Really?
(the data is sent over)
Huh, she really did it! This is the mother lode!
What is exactly?
Only everything you ever wanted to know about Wraith technology but were afraid to ask!
It's like being handed the Wraith encyclopedia and don't know where to start.
When I was a kid and got my first encyclopedia, I started with the letter S.
Yes, well, I'm sure the Wraith sexuality is interesting.
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