Obi-Wan Kenobi quotes from Star Wars: The Clone Wars

What do you mean, “just in time”?

Ahsoka Tano

You were in very big trouble.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Trouble? We were simply searching for Count Dooku.

[coughing] Yeah, we had the situation well under control, my little Padawan.

Ahsoka Tano

Oh, I see. So which part of the situation did you have under control: the blocked entrance, the poison gas, or that Gundark behind you?

Gundark?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Oh, you mean the one that's too far away to worry about? [the Gundark suddenly approaches behind them]

Ahsoka Tano [to her clone brigade]: Block the entrance!

[The clones shoot the top of the cave entrance, causing rocks to fall, blocking it and trapping the Gundark inside the cave]

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How come I'm the one getting caught all the time? It doesn't look good.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

When you're a Jedi Master, you can make the plan.

That's just it. How can I become a Jedi Master if I'm always getting caught?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

At least you're a master... at getting caught.

Very funny.

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[about the pirates] They're planet-hopping thieves looking for a quick score. They have no interest in picking a fight with Jedi.

They are devious and deceitful and most importantly, stupid.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

It's a wonder you don't get along with them, Dooku. You have so much in common.

You underestimate them at your own peril, Kenobi.

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Obi-Wan Kenobi

Hurry it up, Dooku.

You should be more patient, Master. After all, the Count is an elderly gentleman and doesn't move like he used to.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

I suppose you're right.

I would kill you both right now if I did not have to drag your bodies.

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We do know where we're going, don't we?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Hush, Anakin. [to Count Dooku] Do we know where we're going?

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So what now, Jedi? You're going to arrest me?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

No. Anakin, release him.

What?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Captain, you have nothing we want, and since we're not prisoners anymore, you have no bargaining power.

JJJar Jar Binks

What? Yousa was in bombad trouble? Mesa rescued you!

No, Jar Jar. We weren't in any trouble.

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Jedi! After everything, you're just going to walk away?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

We have no quarrel with you, and we seek no revenge.

Indeed. Very honorable, Master Jedi.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Oh, Captain, you will find that Count Dooku does not share our sense of honor... and he knows where you live.

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It's bad enough that we have to be in the same cell, but could you at least spare me the sound of your constant chatter?

And while I hold my tongue, the two of you will devise a brilliant strategy for getting off this Godforsaken planet?

OWObi-Wan and Anakin

[in unison] Yes.

Excellent.

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[as Count Dooku is using the Force to hover a plate of food with a knife on it to him] Don't you think our priority should be escape first, eat second?

[To Obi-Wan] Do control your protege's insolence so I can concentrate.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Anakin.

What?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Control your insolence. The Count is concentrating.

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I think it's time to lose some dead weight. [steps menacingly towards Count Dooku but Obi-Wan stops him]

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Anakin.

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[Obi-Wan and Anakin are hanging by their wrists about to be tortured] That can't be right.

Are you calling me a liar?

Uh, isn't that kind of what you do for a living?

You reject my hospitality, refuse to wait in your cell, and now you're going to INSULT ME?!

I'm just saying.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Anakin.

What? He is a pirate.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Yes, but this may not be the best time for you to speak.

But you--

Obi-Wan Kenobi

At all, Anakin.

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SSSergeant Slick

[gets knocked to the floor by Cody, and they exchange punches back and forth] All of you just blindly following orders! For what?! [reverses Cody onto the ground] At least I've gotten something out of all this suffering! [Rex grabs him by the neck]

Yeah! I bet you sold out your brothers for some real shiny coin, huh? [Slick headbutts him, knocks him to the floor and then pulls on his legs]

SSSergeant Slick

Yes, she offered me money. But she offered me something more important, something you wouldn't understand: freedom!

[Cody punches Slick in the face, knocking the Clone sergeant unconscious]

I think freedom's going to have to wait, kid.

Obi Wan Kenobi

Slick, it was you?

He gave us a bit of a chase, sir.

You couldn't be a greater disappointment. How could you do this to your brothers?

SSSergeant Slick

Only a Jedi would ask that. It's the Jedi who keep my brothers enslaved! We do your bidding, we serve at your whim. I just wanted something more.

And all you had to do to get it was put the rest of us all at risk.

SSSergeant Slick

I... I love my brothers. You're too blind to see it. But I was striking a blow for all clones!

CCCommander Cody

If you loved your brothers, you wouldn't have put them at risk.

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Where are they?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Patience. They'll be here in a moment. You seem a bit on edge.

There's a good chance we're about to destroy all life on this planet, including ours, and the senator's. So yes, I'm a little on edge. Why aren't you?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

I'm just better at hiding it.

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Obi-Wan Kenobi

[After all the bombs have been activated] Anakin, I'm guessing you didn't capture the doctor.

I'm working on it. Do you have the bombs?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

I'm working on it. Dr. Vindi has remotely activated the bombs. They're counting down.