General Grievous quotes from Star Wars: The Clone Wars

General Grievous

[touching controls] Let's see if Gor is finished playing with the Jedi. [screen pops up to see the body of his dead pet] Huh? Where are they? [sorrowfully] Gor? AAAAARRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!! [furiously smashes the controls with his bare fists]

General Grievous

Greetings, Jedi. It would seem, once again, one of your order has lost his way, and, even better, a leading member of your Jedi Council. Listen to me, Jedi. I do not care about your politics. I do not care about your Republic. I only live to see you DIE! But death will not come so easily for Master Koth. I will make him suffer endlessly, because I know that is more painful for you all! [laughs maniacally]

General Grievous

Prepare to fire all cannons, and be alert. Where there is Kenobi, you will always find Skywalker not far behind.

General Grievous

Hello there! General Kenobi, did you really think I would leave the hyperdrive unguarded?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Anything is possible. You haven't exactly impressed me today.

General Grievous

I didn't tell them to blow up the station!

Battle Droid

But isn't it good that the base is destroyed?

General Grievous

Idiot! [Six Republic cruisers drop out of hyperspace in front of them] The Republic fleet! We're outgunned! Get us out of here!

General Grievous

They sent a child to destroy my station? The Republic must be running out of Jedi!

Ahsoka Tano

Sorry to interrupt your playtime, Grumpy, but wouldn't you prefer a challenge?

General Grievous

That wouldn't be you.

Kit Fisto

You may have been a proud warrior once, but now you're just a pawn in Dooku's game!

General Grievous

I wield great power, Jedi fool!

Kit Fisto

[slices off one of Grievous' arms] That power will only consume you!

General Grievous

Eeth Koth, isn’t it? I’ve been looking forward to meeting you. [laughs and coughs]

Your reputation precedes you, General-- the reputation of a coward, and a murderer.

General Grievous

Murderer? Is it murder to rid the galaxy of you Jedi filth? [He activates 2 of his lightsabers and kicks Koth in the stomach, causing him to fall backward]

General Grievous

Your plans have come to ruination, Jedi!

Obi-Wan Kenobi

I hear a lot of talking, General, but in the final accounting, what does all the talk get you? A futile quest for power, a mutilated body, and your place as Dooku's errand boy!

General Grievous

I'm no errand boy. And I'm not in this war for Dooku's politics. I am the leader of the most powerful droid army the galaxy has ever seen!

Obi-Wan Kenobi

[He grabs the Magnaguard's electrostaff and destroys it with his lightsaber] An army with no loyalty, no spirit, just programming! What have you to show for all your power?! What have you to gain?!

General Grievous

The future. [he splits his arms in half and activates his other two lightsabers] A future where there are no Jedi! The story of Obi-Wan Kenobi ends here!

General Grievous

Your skills are impressive. Perhaps a match for my own, assassin.

Asajj Ventress

Count Dooku may have taught you how to swing a lightsaber, General, but that hardly makes you my equal.

General Grievous

And yet, I am the general in charge of this assault. Remember assassin, you're to recover the clone DNA.

Asajj Ventress

Why not just destroy it?

General Grievous

Because the DNA could unlock new possibilities for us.

Asajj Ventress

Keep playing with your droids. I'll handle breaking into the DNA room.

General Grievous

(grabs Ventress' wrist) Shall I provide you with a droid escort?

Asajj Ventress

(wraps fingers around Grievous' respirator) My dear general, there's nothing (lets fingers slide off Grievous' respirator and slowly begins to leave) you have that I could want.

General Grievous

Get those doors open and scare the remaining clones out of hiding.

General Grievous

All too easy.

Obi-Wan

Define "easy", General.

General Grievous

Kenobi.

Count Dooku

Are your droids ready?

General Grievous

I am about to deploy the infiltrators, my lord.

You must hurry, the senate is restless.

General Grievous

I don't take orders from you! Only Count Dooku.

[gasps]

General Grievous

Come in, Minister Lyonie. Let's sit down and have a talk.

[gulps]

[sits down and mumbles]

General Grievous

So...

So...

General Grievous

I hear you have decided not to aid our attack on the Naboo.

[fools around with chair] Uh, yesa...[deep voice]...uh, yesa. We must put end to [normal voice] unfortunate... [deep voice] unfortunate bang-bang conflict.

General Grievous

It was a great effort and cost for me to bring my armies here.

Mesa sorry that boss...[clears throat] Exqueez me. (deep voice) Mesa was receiving mooie bad advice.

General Grievous

If you won't attack the Naboo, I will! [pounds fist on table]

Hold that thought. Gen-General Tarpals?

General Tarpals

Yesa, boss?

Yousa need to do that... that thing... that BIG troop thing.

General Grievous

What did you just say?

Gosa! Go! [door shuts] Mesa...[clears throat; deep voice] Mesa just telling general that wesa must make the immediate arrangements for our Gungan Separatist attack.

General Grievous

[growls]

General Grievous

[growls impatiently] What are we waiting for?

[deep voice] Planing attack taka time.

General Grievous

You are a man of few words, Boss Lyonie.

Well, mesa more of a deep thinker.

General Grievous

[growls] You are not Boss Lyonie. (punches chair, kicks table and removes his cape) You have no idea of the power within my grasp.

General Grievous

Huh?

General Tarpals

Yousa army is shut down, General. [knocks down droids]

General Grievous

Huh?

General Tarpals

Mesa suggest you surrender. [Gungans appear and surround Grievous]

General Grievous

[laughs evilly] You can't be serious! [activates two lightsabers]