Jar Jar Binks quotes from Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Hondo Ohnaka

So what now, Jedi? You're going to arrest me?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

No. Anakin, release him.

Anakin Skywalker

What?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Captain, you have nothing we want, and since we're not prisoners anymore, you have no bargaining power.

What? Yousa was in bombad trouble? Mesa rescued you!

Anakin Skywalker

No, Jar Jar. We weren't in any trouble.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

I heard you were quite brave fending off the battle droids, Jar Jar.

Really?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Senator Amidala suggested we offer you training to help hone your skills with a blaster.

Really?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Really.

Oh, boy! I'm-a gonna be trained!

I am not training him.

[gasps]

General Grievous

Come in, Minister Lyonie. Let's sit down and have a talk.

[gulps]

[sits down and mumbles]

General Grievous

So...

So...

General Grievous

I hear you have decided not to aid our attack on the Naboo.

[fools around with chair] Uh, yesa...[deep voice]...uh, yesa. We must put end to [normal voice] unfortunate... [deep voice] unfortunate bang-bang conflict.

General Grievous

It was a great effort and cost for me to bring my armies here.

Mesa sorry that boss...[clears throat] Exqueez me. (deep voice) Mesa was receiving mooie bad advice.

General Grievous

If you won't attack the Naboo, I will! [pounds fist on table]

Hold that thought. Gen-General Tarpals?

General Tarpals

Yesa, boss?

Yousa need to do that... that thing... that BIG troop thing.

General Grievous

What did you just say?

Gosa! Go! [door shuts] Mesa...[clears throat; deep voice] Mesa just telling general that wesa must make the immediate arrangements for our Gungan Separatist attack.

General Grievous

[growls]

General Grievous

[growls impatiently] What are we waiting for?

[deep voice] Planing attack taka time.

General Grievous

You are a man of few words, Boss Lyonie.

Well, mesa more of a deep thinker.

General Grievous

[growls] You are not Boss Lyonie. (punches chair, kicks table and removes his cape) You have no idea of the power within my grasp.