Obi-Wan Kenobi quotes from Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Anakin Skywalker

[Pulls out lightsaber and holds it up to Vindi's face] Where's the antidote, Vindi?

[Laughs] You mistake my role, Jedi. My job was to manufacture a plague, not to cure it.

Anakin Skywalker

We don't have time for games.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Patience, Anakin. There's more than one way to skin a womp rat.

Anakin Skywalker

[Moves his lightsaber closer to Vindi's face] I said, "Where?"

Yes, kill me now and spare these old bones, the blue shadow's dire embrace, because once the first droid breaks out of that laboratory, ALL OF NABOO IS DOOMED!!!

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Anakin, the fastest way to save Senator Amidala and Ahsoka is to get Vindi back to the capital and find an actual antidote.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Padmé and Ahsoka will be fine.

Anakin Skywalker

They will be, if we succeed.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Very impressive. You just destroyed 17 defenseless battle droids without suffering a scratch.

Anakin Skywalker

[Another battle droid falls apart in front of them] 18, actually.

Anakin Skywalker

We'll borrow a power converter from Jaybo and reprogram it to feed our--

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Slow down, Anakin.

Anakin Skywalker

[Stops and turns sharply to Obi-Wan, angry] Slow down. Slow down? You saw them, Master, they're dying!

Obi-Wan Kenobi

A great leap forward often requires taking two steps back.

Anakin Skywalker

And sometimes all it requires is the will to jump.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

At least hear me out on this.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

I heard you were quite brave fending off the battle droids, Jar Jar.

Really?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Senator Amidala suggested we offer you training to help hone your skills with a blaster.

Really?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Really.

Oh, boy! I'm-a gonna be trained!

I am not training him.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Ahsoka, this is Obi-Wan. May we begin our landing?

Ahsoka Tano

Yes, Master. You’re cleared for ground assault.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

I won't even ask where the rest of Anakin's fleet is or why he's in an escape pod.

Ahsoka Tano

That's probably for the best.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

We need to remember why we're here. We came to aid the Twi'leks, not destroy their home. Cody?

That means we'll be taking it back the hard way. Minimal destruction with blasters and droid poppers only. No rockets or detonators. Check your aim. Keep an eye out for the locals.

The wall is secure, sir. Are we moving on to the guns?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

We need to know what the droids have in store for us. Send your best men to scout ahead.

Will do, sir. Boil, Waxer, come with me.

[To Boil] I guess we're the best.

Nerra! Nerra! Nerra!

Sir, what is that she keeps calling us?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Nerra". It means "brother".

Obi-Wan Kenobi

[on comlink with Ahsoka] You are putting your troops' lives in danger, young one. You will get on the gunship when we arrive.

Anakin Skywalker

Where's Ahsoka?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Following your teachings.

Anakin Skywalker

Is she winning?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

For now.

Yoda

Hmm. A jungle world. Dome cities I see. Rodia it is.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

A house in Kay Tap Square. Yes, I see it, too.

Mace Windu

There's an ocean planet, home to Nautolans. Glee Anselm?

Yoda

Glee Anselm I see not.

Anakin Skywalker

I sense… a place I've been to before. Waterfalls. Naboo.

Yoda

Jan-gwa. A village, southern sector. Sense it strongly, I do.

Anakin Skywalker

The Gungan child was screaming.

Yoda

The future you see, young Skywalker. To Naboo you must go. Cad Bane you will find. With you, take your Padawan.

Mace Windu

You are certain there is no child on Glee Anselm?

Yoda

Into the shadow of the dark side taken the child was. Shrouded is his fate from us. Great the loss is, but more children in danger there are.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

I shall leave for Rodia immediately.

Yoda

Find more younglings we will.

Anakin Skywalker

[waves his hand, attempting to use a Jedi mind trick on Cad Bane] You will take us to the holocron.

Cad Bane

Jedi mind tricks don’t work on me.

You will take us to the holocron.

Cad Bane

Forget it.

You will take us to the holocron.

Cad Bane

I… I won’t.

Mace Windu

And you will take us…

…NOW!

Cad Bane

I… I will take you. No! Get out of my head!!

Mace Windu

The Chancellor wants a report on our progress.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Tell him this is not Republic business. It's an internal Jedi affair.

Anakin Skywalker

I'm reluctant to disagree, but as long as the Jedi are acting as a military, we should report to the Chancellor, even on internal matters such as this.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Well, then, I guess you just volunteered to go. Give the Chancellor my regards.

Anakin Skywalker

Now, wait a minute.

Mace Windu

I agree. Report back here when you are finished.

Anakin Skywalker

This could be a trap, Master. You sure you don't need us to go.

Mace Windu

Of course it's a trap, Skywalker.

Ahsoka Tano

What if they don't find those kids?

Anakin Skywalker

They will, Snips. Come on.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

You're late.

Anakin Skywalker

Sorry, Master. Ahsoka and I were busy routing the Seppies near Dorin.

Ahsoka Tano

My squadron alone had 55 kills.

Anakin Skywalker

Yeah, but mine had 76.

Ahsoka Tano

[rolls her eyes] Show-off.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Well, I'm glad to see you two are enjoying yourselves.

Anakin Skywalker

Hey, it's just a little friendly competition, Master. Nothing to worry about.