Hondo Ohnaka quotes from Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Hondo Ohnaka

[after the power went out when he was electrocuting Anakin and Obi-Wan] What happened to the power? I was having fun!

Hondo Ohnaka

You know what I always say: “Speak softly, and drive a big tank.”

Hondo Ohnaka

[Shouting] This effort is no longer... [Ship approaches] ...profitable!

Hondo Ohnaka

(while being attacked by his men) Well, that settles it. Those traitors are no longer my men! I want their tongues!

Hondo Ohnaka

[clicks tongue] You have cost me greatly today, young one. And since you lost me so much profit, I am left with no choice... [on his command, one pirate brings Ahsoka to her knees, and another whacks her in the back of the head with a blaster, knocking her unconscious] ...but to turn you into... profit. Good night.

Hondo Ohnaka

So what now, Jedi? You're going to arrest me?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

No. Anakin, release him.

Anakin Skywalker

What?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Captain, you have nothing we want, and since we're not prisoners anymore, you have no bargaining power.

What? Yousa was in bombad trouble? Mesa rescued you!

Anakin Skywalker

No, Jar Jar. We weren't in any trouble.

Hondo Ohnaka

Jedi! After everything, you're just going to walk away?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

We have no quarrel with you, and we seek no revenge.

Hondo Ohnaka

Indeed. Very honorable, Master Jedi.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Oh, Captain, you will find that Count Dooku does not share our sense of honor... and he knows where you live.

Anakin Skywalker

[Obi-Wan and Anakin are hanging by their wrists about to be tortured] That can't be right.

Hondo Ohnaka

Are you calling me a liar?

Anakin Skywalker

Uh, isn't that kind of what you do for a living?

Hondo Ohnaka

You reject my hospitality, refuse to wait in your cell, and now you're going to INSULT ME?!

Anakin Skywalker

I'm just saying.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Anakin.

Anakin Skywalker

What? He is a pirate.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Yes, but this may not be the best time for you to speak.

Anakin Skywalker

But you--

Obi-Wan Kenobi

At all, Anakin.

Maul

Three of your lieutenants have already sworn allegiance to me.

Hondo Ohnaka

Traitors, scum! I'm so proud, but so betrayed.

Maul

There is a penalty for resistance. (he kills one of the lieutenants with his lightsaber)

Hondo Ohnaka

Let me warn you, you are not the first laser-sword wielding maniac I've had to deal with, and Hondo Ohnaka survives every time!

Maul

We shall see.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Greetings, Hondo.

Hondo Ohnaka

"Greetings"? What kind of menace have you brought to my planet now? First, you lose this system and Grievous comes in and destroys my entire stronghold, leaving me here to just rummage through the leftovers of my once great empire. And now these two horned men show up. Who are these horny-headed maniacs? They don't seem like normal Jedi!

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Not Jedi, Hondo, Sith. We tracked them here.

Hondo Ohnaka

They just threatened to attack with a group of my men! MY OWN MEN!

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Yes, we are looking at them right now, a cargo vessel and three of your starships. They are heading toward you, Hondo.

Hondo Ohnaka

Dadada, more to the point, are you going to help me when you get here?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

There's nothing we can do about your men, but we can certainly do something about the Sith.

Hondo Ohnaka

Good. I'll deal with my men. You deal with those tattooed crazies.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Right.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Where are the rest of your men?

Hondo Ohnaka

They are setting up an ambush. We can use your help. Where is the other Jedi?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

She's...She's dead.

Hondo Ohnaka

She's de-- they're too powerful even for you? I am semi-speechless. (one of Maul's soldiers can be heard talking down the hall. Obi-Wan draws his lightsaber as Hondo and his troops draw their weapons)

Obi-Wan Kenobi

I'll lead the brothers away, once that's done, blast the passageway closed.

Hondo Ohnaka

And leave you with the two crazies?...eh, ok.

Maul

Jiro, ready the men! We're leaving!

Hondo Ohnaka

My men aren’t going anywhere with you! Look at them, how powerful can they be? They are running away from Kenobi!

Maul

Filth. You will pay for your insolence!

Hondo Ohnaka

Insolence! (chuckles) We're pirates, we don't even know what that means! Open fire! If we kill those two, their riches will be ours!

Ahsoka Tano

Hondo! What are you doing here?

Hondo Ohnaka

Ah, is that any way to greet me? I have brought a gift from Skywalker (opens crates) most highly advanced technology.

Ahsoka Tano

Rocket Launchers!

Hondo Ohnaka

Very expensive.

Ahsoka Tano

(cautious) Paid for?

Hondo Ohnaka

Very handsomely. (droids attack the compound) Oh, would you look at the time. Well, my work here is done.

Hondo Ohnaka

What are you doing?

Ahsoka Tano

Getting you off my ship.

General Grievous

Hondo.

Hondo Ohnaka

General Grievous I presume. What a surprise. Have a seat. What may I ask is the honor?

General Grievous

You can cease with the pleasantries, pirate! This planet [grabs Hondo by the shirt] is now under Separatist control.

Hondo Ohnaka

Uh-uh and what do you suppose that means?

General Grievous

It means you have a new master, pirate scum. [throws Hondo on the floor]

Count Dooku

[via hologram] Hondo Ohnaka, we meet again. As I remember the last time we meet face to face, I was your prisoner, and you attempted to bargain me off to the highest bidder.

Hondo Ohnaka

But can you blame me, I mean a Sith lord, what a handsome price you would have--

Count Dooku

Silence. You are going to pay the price for your treachery.

Hondo Ohnaka

Well I am a reasonably man, name the price. I'm sure we work something--

Count Dooku

There will be payment, but no deals, only demands. Your entire arsenal will be melted down. Everything you own is now property of the Separatist Alliance.

Hondo Ohnaka

Now you go too far, unacceptable! This is an outrage. [Grievous points to his bodyguards to contain Hondo] Now, hold on, we can make a deal. This is not good business!