[To Seven of Nine] I'm sorry this lesson has to be so painful for you, but you are a difficult pupil. Abandon your human frailties- they are the cause of your pain.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
KKurros
[after sampling coffee] You actually enjoy this?
It's an acquired taste.
Take it from me: getting B'Elanna to control her temper is like convincing a Ferengi to leave his estate to charity.
[B'Elanna is outraged over Seven collecting data on her and Tom's dating relationship.]
BEB'Elanna Tores
I want all the date you've collected.
I haven't completed the study.
Then study this. Borg provokes Klingon. Klingon breaks Borg nose.
[pleased to see her] Seven! Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
I have a date.
DDoctor
Think "Qapla"!
Think again.
(sung to Tuvok and crew to the tune of La donna è mobile)
Tuvok I understand,
you are a Vulcan man,
you have just gone without,
for seven years about.
Paris please find a way,
to load a hypospray,
I will give you the sign,
just aim for his behind.
Hormones are raging!
Synapses blazing!
It's all so veeeeeeeeeeeryy, illogical!
Illogical! Iiiiiiiiiiiill– Illogical!"
CComputer
Warning: Warp core breach a lot sooner than you think!
CComputer
Warning! Last chance to be a hero, Doctor. Get going!
What I wouldn't give now for a Whoopee Cushion
A What?
Ancient technology.
[Kisses The Doctor on the cheek] That was a platonic gesture. Do not expect me to pose for you.
[to Torres] I wouldn't take it personally. The Ferengi call it the five stages of acquisition: infatuation, justification, appropriation, obsession and resale.
BEB'Elanna Tores
I'm not sure how I feel about getting inside Tom's head.
Maybe you'll be able to explain a few things when you get back.
[to Tom] You'll need a few days to fully recover. Think you can manage to stay off your feet for that long?
If he doesn't, I'll break his legs.
Well, then, I'll leave you to B'Elanna's tender mercies.
There's no way that I'm going to be able to sleep knowing that Tuvok is lying here like this.
There have been rare cases in which comatose patients responded to external stimuli. Aromas, touch, voices.
So, you're saying that if I stay here and try to talk to Tuvok, I might be able to provoke some sort of response.
If anyone can provoke Tuvok, Mr. Neelix, it's you.
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