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S1 E15Unfinished Business

I'm no time-travel expert, but can't we just call Voyager again? I mean the past isn't going anywhere.

That's not going to help if we don't know WHAT to tell them.

And since Commander Tuvok has been unable to round up any suspects, I'd like to ask that stronger measures be taken. [Talking about someone who keeps stealing food from the mess hall]

Perhaps an armed security detail?

Decisions, decisions. How do you make a decision, Mister Neelix? In general, I mean.

I guess I weigh the alternatives and try to decide which is best.

Which is best. How do you determine that?

I never thought about it, really.

Well, maybe you should. Think about it, I mean.

I guess every situation is a little different.

For me, it's rather simple. While I'm faced with a decision my program calculates the variables, and I take action. For example, what could be simpler than a triage situation in Sickbay? (hold two pieces of fruit) Two patients, for example, both injured, for example, both in imminent danger of dying. Calculate the variables. My program needs to ascertain which patient has the greater chance of survival, and that's the one I treat. (tosses a fruit across the mess hall) Simple. But, what if they have an equal chance of survival? What then? Hmm? (slams hand on table) Flip a coin? Pick a card?!

Doctor.

Oh, I'm all right. I'm a hologram. I don't get injured, I don't feel pain, I don't die. Unlike some people I could tell you about. For example, two patients. Both injured, both in imminent danger of. (jerks away from Neelix) Don't touch me! I'm a hologram. Photonic energy. Don't waste your time.

(taps combadge) Neelix to Security. Send a team to the Mess hall, please.

A whole team, Mister Neelix? Throwing a little party, are we? Why, I attended a party just recently. A birthday party for a very nice young woman. I made a decision there, too. Several of them, in fact. When I came through the door, do I turn right or do I turn left? As I recall, I decided on the latter. Then, what should I see before me but the hors d'oeuvre tray, and another decision. Do I take a canapé or refuse? Oh, that's an easy one. I'm a hologram. I don't eat.

(to Tuvok) Something's wrong with him.

Don't you know it's rude to refer to somebody in the third person? You had a choice, Mister Neelix. Should I do something rude, or not do something rude?

Doctor, we must return to Sickbay.

Why should I? What if I don't want to return to Sickbay? What if I decide not to return to Sickbay? No, I don't choose this. (jerks away from security) Leave me alone! Let me go! Why did she have to die? Why did I kill her?! Why did I decide to kill her?! Why?! Somebody tell me why!!

(Tuvok deactivates The Doctor)

The more I think about it, the more I realize there's nothing I could have done differently...the primordial atom burst, sending out its radiation, setting everything in motion. One particle collides with another, gases expand, planets contract and before you know it we've got starships and holodecks and chicken soup. In fact, you can't help but have starships, holodecks and chicken soup - because it was all determined 20 billion years ago!

[Entering] There is a certain logic... to your logic.

In that book which is my memory, on the first page of the chapter that is the day when I first met you appear the words: Here begins a new life.

BKBuster Kincaid

You'll never get away with this. [Turns to Captain Proton and laughs]

DCDoctor Chaotica

Oh, but I shall!

Welcome to planet X.

Ok, so what's the plan?

Well this is the part where we defeat Chaotica's soldiers steal their uniforms and infiltrate the underground tunnels.

Hey, I thought you said there were slave girls in this one.

After we infiltrate the fortress of doom, we'll free Chaotica's harem.

[reading telegram]Intercepted communications between Doctor Chaotica and Arachnia. Stop. Chaotica at war with aliens from fifth dimension. Stop. Must strike now to disable death ray.

Stop. Please summarize the message.

DDoctor

(Enters)(Pretending to be president)

How was your performance, Doc?

DDoctor

It was unimpeachable.

SSSatan's Robot

(upon seeing the photonic life-form) Invaders! Invaders! Inv- (gets hit by Tom Paris).

Quiet!

SSSatan's Robot

(mumbling) Invaders...

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