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Star Trek: Lower Decks · Season 1, Episode 15

Simulated Ensign, Sam Rutherford and others in “Unfinished Business”

SESimulated Ensign

Captain, we're directly in the path of a small asteroid. Should we move to avoid?

Uh, do the Janeway Protocol.

SESimulated Ensign

Uh, are you sure, sir?

...Yes?

[the asteroid strikes the ship]

SLSimulated Lieutenant

Collision alert, sir! The kindergarten on Deck 8, it's gone!

Uh, uh... [another collision]

SLSimulated Lieutenant

No. No no no, now the pre-K is gone! All the ship's children have been ejected into space!

[mortified] All those kids...

Freeze program! In thousands of simulations, that's literally never happened before. [excitedly] Let's try another one, on a ship with even MORE children!

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