I have served on five ships, man. I have seen stuff. One time I got trapped in a sentient cave for weeks. You ever been trapped in a sentient cave? That's a dark place that knows things. I almost got my head taken off a singing crystal. I have been in a Klingon prison where I had to fight a yeti for my own shoes for no reason! He was just being a dick! You've been on what, four planets?
Five, if you include Vulcan."
Of course I don't include stupid Vulcan! You may as well count Earth.
[softly] I was counting Earth.
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