Travis Mayweather quotes from Star Trek: Enterprise

Trip

Where did you put the phase pistols?

Travis

You're going to shoot a bug?

Trip

I'm just going to stun it.

T'Pol

The Earth cargo ship Fortunate . Y-class freighter. Maximum speed: warp one point eight. Crew complement: twenty-three.

Travis

Not counting newborn babies.

Archer

Ensign?

Travis

I grew up on a J-class, a little smaller but the same basic design. And one thing I can tell you is that at warp one point eight, you've got a lot of time on your hands between ports. That's how my parents wound up with me.

T'Pol

Do you have any helpful information on this vessel beyond its recreational activities?

T'Pol

Why didn't you let them finish treating you on the surface?

Travis

Have you ever been to an alien hospital?

T'Pol

Yes, in San Francisco.