Malcolm Reed quotes from Star Trek: Enterprise

Reed

There are two settings : stun and kill. It would be best not to confuse them.

Malcolm

There's an old Earth expression: I'll show you mine if... (cough) you show me yours.

Malcolm

If that's what it takes to stun them, what have you got to do to kill them?

Reed

I think she's pretty.

Trip

Oh, God.

Reed

You ever noticed her bum?

Trip

What?

Reed

Her bum. She's got an awfully nice bum.

Trip

[toasts] To Subcommander T'Pol.

Reed

Awfully nice.

Trip

You think this is my fault?

Reed

You were willing to follow two strange aliens into a basement.

Trip

Gorgeous aliens! Don't forget they were gorgeous!

Reed

They were male.

Trip

Not at first!

Reed

(Archer is about to give Reed an anesthetic) I hope that's an anesthetic.

Archer

Phlox's own recipe.

Reed

Ahhhh.... Please sir, may I have some more?

Reed

Are you planing on shooting me, Major?

It's not you I'm worried about.

Trip

...Been a hell of a run, Malcolm. never thought it would come to an end.

Reed

All good things. Captain thinks there'll be another Enterprise before too long.

Trip

I imagine.

Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its continuing mission...

...to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations...

Captain Jonathan Archer

... To boldly go where no man has gone before.