Trip quotes from Star Trek: Enterprise

Trip

[to T'Pol, regarding Enterprise not being welcome at P'Jem] It's because Vulcans think we smell bad, isn't it?

Trip

(about Daniels) I always knew we'd be meeting people from other planets, but... other centuries?

Trip

It can giggle all it wants, the galaxy's not gettin' any of our bourbon.

Trip

What if she gets sick, will you create a holographic doctor...? That's crazy!

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A Vulcan lawyer! He'd be better off getting the electric chair.

Trip

We're going to be showing three of the greatest horror movies ever made - Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, and Son of Frankenstein. We might even throw in Abbott and Costello Meets Frankenstein.

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(holding spice) On our planet, wars were fought over these.

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Only in the Expanse could I have a son who's nearly three times my age.

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(to T'Pol) Come on. It's not like we would have made an ideal couple. A Vulcan and a Human? Romeo and Juliet probably stood a better chance.

Phlox

And crewmen Bennett and Tainum over there, do you see them? If I'm not mistaken, they are preparing to mate. Do you think they might let me watch?

Trip

It's good to see you're enjoying yourself.

Trip

Where did you put the phase pistols?

Travis

You're going to shoot a bug?

Trip

I'm just going to stun it.

Phlox

Tell me, did your visit to the Xyrillian ship involve any... uh... romance?

Trip

What?

Phlox

Were you intimate with anyone?

Trip

Doc, I was over there to repair a warp reactor. What are you talking about?

Phlox

Seems you did a little more than repair work.

Trip

Meaning?

Phlox

This is a nipple.

Trip

I beg your pardon?

Phlox

Ah, ah, the blastocyst is located between the sixth and seventh intercostals.

Trip

What the hell are you talking about?

Phlox

I'm not quite sure congratulations are in order, Commander, but you're pregnant.

T'Pol

You read my letter?

Trip

Believe me, I don't feel very good about it.

Reed

I think she's pretty.

Trip

Oh, God.

Reed

You ever noticed her bum?

Trip

What?

Reed

Her bum. She's got an awfully nice bum.

Trip

[toasts] To Subcommander T'Pol.

Reed

Awfully nice.

Trip

You think this is my fault?

Reed

You were willing to follow two strange aliens into a basement.

Trip

Gorgeous aliens! Don't forget they were gorgeous!

Reed

They were male.

Trip

Not at first!