Phlox quotes from Star Trek: Enterprise

Phlox

Transporter technology is very new. I'm sure Humans were equally frightened when the automobile was introduced, or the airplane. New forms of transport take a while to get used to. I'm not at all surprised at your reaction. You wouldn't catch me using that apparatus.

Phlox

(to the injured Antaran) I have tried to treat you with respect, but I refuse to listen to these insults. You're the reason we haven't been able to put the past behind us. You've kept this hatred alive. No Denobulan would want to be in the same room as you.

Phlox

(to T'Pol) It's interesting. You and I, the only aliens on board this vessel. To go or to stay. For me, it was a simple question of loyalty toward the Captain and the sad realization that he'll need me more than ever on such a crucial mission. But for you, it's a more difficult decision. Does your allegiance lie with the High Command or with Captain Archer?

Phlox

[speaking to Trip about love] This is one ailment that is universally untreatable. You'll have to suffer through it.

Phlox

(on Trip's yet-to-be-seen daughter) You'll also be interested to know that she has your eyes and T'Pol's ears.

Phlox

And crewmen Bennett and Tainum over there, do you see them? If I'm not mistaken, they are preparing to mate. Do you think they might let me watch?

Trip

It's good to see you're enjoying yourself.

Phlox

Tell me, did your visit to the Xyrillian ship involve any... uh... romance?

Trip

What?

Phlox

Were you intimate with anyone?

Trip

Doc, I was over there to repair a warp reactor. What are you talking about?

Phlox

Seems you did a little more than repair work.

Trip

Meaning?

Phlox

This is a nipple.

Trip

I beg your pardon?

Phlox

Ah, ah, the blastocyst is located between the sixth and seventh intercostals.

Trip

What the hell are you talking about?

Phlox

I'm not quite sure congratulations are in order, Commander, but you're pregnant.

Archer

Doctor, are you alright?

Phlox

Oh I'm sorry captain, did I wake you? Just trimming my toenails.. They grow quite rapidly. Have to keep them groomed neatly at least once a week.

Phlox

There is Aldebaran mud leeches.

Trip

What the hell am I supposed to do with those?

Phlox

Place one on your chest and one on your abdomen an hour before going to bed. Their secretions act as a natural sedative. Oh, uh, please be careful to sleep on your back. If you roll over, you might anger them.

Trip

Maybe an hour a night with T'pol isn't so bad.

Trip

No offense, Doc, but under normal circumstances I wouldn't even let you in here without four years of Starfleet training under your belt.

Phlox

These are hardly normal circumstances.