Dr. Craig. Napoleon had nothing on that guy. Every time I just think of him, I get my palms sweaty.
“Pilot” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: Dr. Ehrlich (3), Dr. Morrison (2), Dr. Craig (1), Dr. Fiscus (1), Dr. Armstrong (1)
My Aunt Charisse is in from Forestville, California.
Wine country?
What can I say, she's into grapes. She wants to take me out for an evening on the town. Anything I want to do. All I want to do is sleep. How do you ask your aunt to sleep with you?
[to Westphall] Do you know what people call this place? Not St. Eligius, St. Elsewhere! A dumping ground, a place you wouldn't want to send your mother-in-law!
Dr. Samuels has VD. Word is he's infected half the staff, Wendy.
Don't look at me. I never went out with him.
That's what they all say.
Anything else I can do for you out in the free world?
Drop in on my wife. Tell her I'm alive and being held captive at St. Eligius.
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