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St. Elsewhere · Season 1, Episode 1

Dr. Craig in “Pilot”

Dr. Craig

[to Westphall] Do you know what people call this place? Not St. Eligius, St. Elsewhere! A dumping ground, a place you wouldn't want to send your mother-in-law!

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