Squidbillies · 127 quotesI’m gonna kill the old-fashioned way.
You are quotin’ “Roadhouse!”
Damn, boy! I thought you was good!
Stop…Quoting… “Roadhouse!” Aa-a-a-a-a-h!
Damn, Rusty.
Uh, you’re under arrest. I mean, it’s illegal to pull out your daddy’s -- Aah!
Aa-a-a-a-a-h!
What happened to the fun, Rusty? Yah! Aah!
Aa-a-a-a-a-h!
Seems risky to say this since you’re in a mood, but how’d you learn to rip throats out?
Yah!
Please don’t. Please d-- Aah!
Aah!
I’m ready to die.
Aah! Aa-a-a-a-a-h! I’m so sorry for ripping out everybody’s throat out. I guess I just snapped.
It’s alright, Rusty. I lost my bar, but it was worth it. That party was goat.
‘Preciate you, Ellis.
I’m glad you ripped my throat out, Rusty. I had a tumor in there from a lifetime of smoking.
I’m glad you ripped my throat out, too. Because I just like to fit in.
I told you I’d show people a good time.
That party was off the hook -- And off the chain.
The whole hook, chain, whatever apparatus connected you to something -- Gone.
Yeah, whatever chain we were on. We’re off it now.
Bring in the chains, referee. Let’s measure it. ‘Cause I think we got first down -- Of good times.
Who let the Dogs out? Early, that’s who, he took off their chains. That explains how they got out.
Ha ha ha. Anything with chains.
Made in Georgia.
