Early Cuyler quotes from Squidbillies

Is your hog on drugs? How would you know? How could you tell? Look for these here warnin' signs. Sudden weight loss. Euphoria leadin' to paranoia. Stealitization of your thangs. And jibbery-style oinkery what make no sense a 'tall. Warn your hog about the dangers of meth a 'fore it's too damn late. I'm Early Cuyler and this concludes my court-ordered community service.

I have dubbed thee Herschel Walker Cuyler Them Dawgs is Hell Don’t They!

"I have re-evalutated the saturation, and I have convoluted that you ain't wild... You're mild."

Y'all bow your damn heads! We thank you, Lord, for mans like myself, males of the masculine variety, winners all of us. And we thank you for the womerns too, and how you made them out of a part of a man that he don't never need nor want, to live by our rules and our pleasures. [chomps] The chicken is good. Amen.

Look at me Granny, I'm goin to get me a job and respect from my peers just because I say so!

You got to earn this, boy! You understand me?

And I don't prefer that you do! All my musins and my ramblins.

War, Famine, Death... and grasshoppers. Looks like one just dont quite belong does it?

Mute yer wooo's boy.....there's a seven headed beast afoot."

Granny, that which you babble on makes no damn sense to anybody

Hell yeah. You stepped up. You handled your business!

Listen here. Readings don't never not done nothing for not NOBODY!

Excuse me, not nonebody. Never not no one, didn't about no reason, not never, and by God they never not ain't gonna will!

I like the way the tiny food bits mix with my spit, and get all soft so I can swallow em down my neck tube.

My crib!