Why is it wrong to tell her, huh?
Doesn't seem very manly, does it?
[sulkily] Do it in a deep voice.
S1 E22Napoleon's Battle Plan
I have a plan.
What's the plan?
It's Napoleon's plan.
Who's Napoleon?
Nineteenth century French Emperor?
Cracking wise with me now?
Yess.
Thanks.
He had a two-part plan.
What was it?
First we show up, then we see what happens.
S1 E23What Kind of Day Has it Been
Try not to traumatize the new nanny.
Why would I traumatize the new nanny?
I don't know, but you always do.
I like nannies.
I know.
I'm thinking of getting one for myself.
Good.
'Course, she'd probably end up going back to her ex-husband.
Dana, do you have the first idea how to operate any of this equipment?
This is called an owner's manual, my friend, and I've read it cover to cover.
I've read Doctor Zhivago cover to cover. It doesn't make me the czar.
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