Sports Night · Season 1, Episode 22
“Napoleon's Battle Plan” · Season 1, Episode 22
In this episode: Dan Rydell (3), Casey McCall (3)
Alyson, as you can see, Casey and I aren't wearing any pants, so I think in the interest of office professionalism you should avert your eyes.
Okay.
Either that or take off your pants.
I'll avert my eyes.
Suit yourself, but you should know I play squash three times a week and my calves have been called shapely.
Casey?
Yeah?
Who's been calling your calves shapely?
My mom.
Okay. Don't talk to me for the rest of the show.
Why is it wrong to tell her, huh?
Doesn't seem very manly, does it?
[sulkily] Do it in a deep voice.
I have a plan.
What's the plan?
It's Napoleon's plan.
Who's Napoleon?
Nineteenth century French Emperor?
Cracking wise with me now?
Yess.
Thanks.
He had a two-part plan.
What was it?
First we show up, then we see what happens.
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