Jeremy Goodwin quotes from Sports Night

Dana

Guess where I've been.

Jeremy

Church.

Dana

You see? He knew.

Jeremy

I was standing right here.

Casey

You're dating a porn star?

Jeremy

I have met and spent social time with an actress who appears in adult films, yes.

Casey

How you manage to make dating a porn star sound like a day at the public library is beyond me.

Natalie

I broke up with you, Mr. "Obviously has a short-term memory loss with a myriad of other problems which I won't even go into but thinks he broke up with me because of the short-term memory loss which is so obvious".

Jeremy

No need to be formal. I've seen you naked. Call me Jeremy.

Casey

Sounds like you're ready to go for it.

Jeremy

I am. I absolutely am. I mean, if not now, when? If not me, then who?

Casey

Later and somebody else?

Jeremy

I'll go write the pageant.

Dan

The pageant?

Jeremy

Well, there are sections of the haggadah that, quite frankly, could use a polish.

Dan

You're gonna do a rewrite on the haggadah?

Jeremy

It's not written in stone, Dan.

Dan

Actually, some of it is.

Natalie

You dated a porn star and never slept with her?

Jeremy

Yeah.

Natalie

What a goober.