[Plankton's taxi stops in front of the Chum Bucket as it's about to explode.]
[walking with doomsday device] I gotta be careful with you. [laughs] One wrong move and you'll blow the whole ocean sky-high. [laughs, notices Spot] Huh? [Spot barking happily]
Huh, the good times never last. [screams and runs away as the Chum Bucket and Spot crush him] Ouch! [Spot continues growing, catching the attention of others.]
Huh? [murmuring]
[escaping Spot] Karen! [SpongeBob, Karen, and Gary come out of spot] None of my sticky notes said to turn Spot into a behemoth!
Well, this wouldn't have happened if [points to Plankton] you had trained him properly.
I'm a busy man. [waves finger at Karen] You should've been following my instructions.
Excuse me? I am your computer wife, not your computer maid!
[whimpering]
[off-screen] I slave all day over a hot keyboard-- [An open shot of Earth is shown as Spot continues to grow larger.]
[off-screen] Oh, so everything is my fault! It's all ones and zeroes with you, honey. [being held by Karen] You probably made Spot bigger than me on purpose...
Ooh! [holds bone] Aha!
To make me feel small!
[calling] Spot?
[notices bone] Ah!
Your mouth is the biggest part of you-- [off-screen, Spot gets excited and licks his lips] Everything about you is small.
[off-screen, Spot tries to reach for the bone] My heart is big.
My mother was right, I should not have settled.
Look!
[look at Spot, Karen's screen turns into a question mark] Huh? [Spot starts barking, pushing towards them]
Spot! I think he's... dividing.
Aww, he doesn't like it when Mommy and Daddy fight. Come on, boy. Come to Papa. Come to Daddy.
Come on, boy!
Come on.
[meowing]
[Spot detatches from his body mass and falls down]
Spot! [Spot lands on top of Plankton.]
[picks up Spot] Aww. [gets licked] Aww.
[picking up Plankton and Spot] Oh, I can't stay mad at these [touches Plankton, screen turns into heart] cute little faces.
Well, I'm still a little mad. [Spot licks him, both laugh]
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