[Bubble transition to SpongeBob walking to the Krusty Krab, exhausted.]
[tired] For my buddy Patrick. [Patrick is shown eating a poster, holding a winner trophy] I did it, pal. I silenced every bell in town so that you will no longer have a tantrum, buddy.
Aww. [picks up SpongeBob] Thank you, best friend. [hugs SpongeBob]
[injured, holding money] I don't care about bells ringing or conditioning customers anymore, 'cause I've got a million dollars! [laughs as he puts the money in the register. He then presses a button on the register in slow motion, causing it to ring; in slow motion] Uh-oh.
[Patrick drops SpongeBob and starts to have another tantrum, breaking the trophy, and kicking the tables and chairs. Mr. Krabs holds SpongeBob in front of him. Patrick bangs the register open, and starts ripping the money to shreds.]
No no no no no no no!
[he and Margie appear] Hello, son. We saw you fighting today.
On the TV. We're so proud.
Oh, hi, Mr. and Mrs. Star. I know you are loving parents, but you really messed up your kids by ringing a bell whenever it was time for his bath.
Bell? We never rang a bell.
Yeah, never.
[stops having a tantrum] You never rang a bell?
No, don't you remember? We would squeeze your rubber duck.
[gasps] My rubber duck.
Yes. [holds up the rubber duck] This one.
[takes the rubber duck and holds it]
Aw, kinda gets you right in your heart's kitchen, doesn't it, Mr. Krabs?
Well, I think I can tape it all back together. [close-up of a taped-up dollar bill]
Ducky. I wonder if it still quacks. [squeezes the duck, and it quacks, triggering another tantrum, breaking stuff off-screen]
[holding a jar of jellyfish jelly] Oh, here we go again! [laughs and runs after Patrick]
[The kid on the tricycle with the chimpanzee TV appears outside, and the camera irises out as the episode ends.]
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