[as he enters, the Krusty Krab, he notices Squidward] Squidward! Squidward, can you believe I made it?! [Old Man Jenkins appears to be hanging from the razor-wires on SpongeBob, and groans]
Congratulations.
[appears] What are you doing, boy?! You're scaring all me customers with your foul stench!
[hugs Mr. Krabs] Mr. Krabs!
[pushes SpongeBob off of him] Oh no, lad, you're not coming in here looking like that! [shot of SpongeBob looking like a wreck] You're going straight home for a nice long bubble bath! [Mr. Krabs pushes SpongeBob outside]
[sadly] Aye-aye, sir. [walks away]
What?! He gets to go home and take a bubble bath?! That's my thing!
Yes it is. And consequently, you are just neat as a pin! Now get to work!
I'm as neat as a pin? I'll show you neat as a pin! [he runs outside, and gets himself dirty by rolling in dirt, ripping off his shirt, and pouring dirt on his head] Where's my bubble bath, Mr. Krabs?! [Mr. Krabs sprays Squidward with a hose]
There you go! [a truck passes by and drives over a puddle, spraying Squidward, who is already laying in the puddle, with more water] Now get to work! [Sal exits out of his truck]
Uh, you guys open? I have coupons! "Buy one, get one free!"
Oh no! It says "Buy one for a fee!"
Oh! I stand corrected! [Mr. Krabs and Sal walk off-screen, leaving Squidward in the puddle, as the episode ends]
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