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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 9

SpongeBob, Ghost 3 and others in “Séance Shméance”

Alright guys, I hate to be a party pooper, but it's a little late for all this noise. Time to wrap it up.

G3Ghost 3

Oohh... big face doesn't want us as patrons anymore! How about we make like a tree... and leaf! [laughs]

Now wait just a minute, that is private property! Maybe you guys should leave!

G1Ghost 1

Oh yeah? [ghost vomits]

Do I have to call-- [gets vomited on] Eww... ectoplasm.

G1Ghost 1

Enough fooling around! How bout we have a good ol' time like we used to!? [ghosts chant as SpongeBob gasps. Ghosts destroy the Krusty Krab]

You better have a darn good reason for getting me outta bed! [ghosts continue partying inside as he gets slimed on]

That good enough for ya? [SpongeBob screams]

Mr. Krabs! Patrick! Help!

Sorry SpongeBob, but this is the part of the story where I run away again only this time I don't know where to run to, so I'm just gonna go circling around the building. [screams and starts running]

Looks like a certain foolish sponge has been conversin' with the unliving! All right you floating nuisances! Time for the bossman to mop up! [ghosts laughs] Batter up! H'ya! [whacks ghosts into bubble as a ghost roars] Yeah, and go back in which ye came! [pops bubble]

Hi, Mr. Krabs--

Never hold a séance, boy-o... without me permission, because ghosts are like relatives. Once you let them in, they never leave!

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