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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 9

Bank Manager, Patrick and others in “Safe Deposit Krabs”

BMBank Manager

Good morning, gentlemen. [SpongeBob and Patrick scream]

We've been rumbled! Run! Scatter! Scamper! Save yourself!

BMBank Manager

What's all this about? [walks backwards to alarm button, SpongeBob pulls off ski mask.] May I help you with anything, sir?

Ah. Yes, I need to make a withdrawal. I need to withdraw one Mr. Krabs!

BMBank Manager

I assure you, Mr. SquarePants, we've received no such deposit. [opens vault]

I've gotcha now, money sucker! That does it, Lizard-breath! It's you or me, now! Just you and me! [wrestles the vacuum, and breaks it. Laughs evilly] Ooh! I conquered the money dragon! Victory! Woo!

BMBank Manager

Security! [security throws them out] And don't forget your… eh… deposit. [tosses penny at Mr. Krabs]

You know, boyo. Through this whole ordeal, I've learned a little something about greed. A little something about isolation. Heh. Even a little something about love. And you know what I realized through it all?

That you can't put a price on freedom?

Barnacles no, boy! I realized that they didn't pay interest on me deposit! [shakes fist] Hey, you cheapskates! Give me me interest! [a penny is thrown at Mr. Krabs] Well. What do you know? I doubled me money. [laughs as the episode ends]

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