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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 9

Squidward, SpongeBob and others in “Eek, an Urchin!”

Nothing ever happens in this dump...

[jumps up] Squid...!

Why did I say that?

[jumps up] Ward!

[pulls down the curtain on the window but then hears the phone ring and answers it] Krusty Krab.

Help!

[comes into the kitchen to see what's going on] What?!

Ahhhhhh!

[SpongeBob is running all around the place, Squidward grabs SpongeBob and slams him down]

What are you screaming about?!

[jumps on Squidward's head] Sea urchin! Geh...

[Squidward notices the urchin on his foot and he and SpongeBob jump onto the grill with the urchin crawling around on the walls]

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[screaming] Mr. Krabs!

[enters] What's all the ruckus?!

There's an urchin in the kitchen!

What are you talking about? The Krusty Krab is a standard in fast food cleanliness. An urchin wouldn't dare step spine in this establishment. [holds up his claw and notices the urchin on him and screams. The urchin jumps off his tongue and then he jumps onto the grill with SpongeBob and Squidward. The urchin continues to crawl around making strange noises. The grill then starts to smoke] The grill is still on... isn't it?

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[scream and jump into bathroom stalls, and into the toilets] Ah...

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