Hi, Squidward. How's it going?
SpongeBob, oh, thank goodness. You have to forgive me.
What for?
For reading your diary.
Oh, that. You know, Squidward, everyone was so amused by it, I had it published! It's a best seller, and I owe it all to you! Besides, you only read my work diary. You've never even seen my secret personal diary! Now, that would have been really embarrassing...
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