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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 8

Patrick and SpongeBob in “Oral Report”

Try again.

[panting] Boating...safety...

[Patrick crashes together a pair of cymbals, causing SpongeBob to lose his balance and fall off the treadmill while still holding the handlebars]

Come on, SquarePants. Is this the best you can do?

Patrick, I don't think this is working.

[The treadmill's motion grinds SpongeBob into a pile of dust on the floor]

[shouts] SPEECH! [startled, SpongeBob jumps up in his normal form. Patrick continues yelling the same word repeatedly, making SpongeBob even more nervous] SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH! [his eyes are now talking] SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEE-

Patrick, stop! Somehow, you're help just isn't helping. I am even more nervous about this oral report than I've ever been about anything. [shivers]

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