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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 8

Squidward, Mr. Krabs and others in “Accidents Will Happen”

Oh, Krabsy, after tea, I think a full tentacle massage would be an order.

I ain't touching your tentacles with a 10-ft...

[on phone] Hello, Office Workers Safety Department... [Mr. Krabs jumps at Squidward ripping the phone out of his hand, then eats it]

[chuckles nervously] I'll go get the massage oil now. [runs inside; cut to the storage room] Boy, ya got anything?

Not yet, Mr. Krabs. [Mr. Krabs groans; takes a bucket of fry grease]

[clearing throat] I'm waiting!

Coming!

This just isn't adding up.

[sits up] Pudding?

We must be missing something. Patrick, we're going to need help even more expert than you. [cut to inside the Krusty Krab, where Mr. Krabs massages Squidward's tentacles using the fry grease]

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