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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 5

Squidward, SpongeBob and Patrick and others in “The Two Faces of Squidward”

[to the audience] Welcome to the Krusty Krab, where it's almost if the evolutionary clock ticks backwards.

[in the kitchen]

SPSpongeBob and Patrick

Squidward had a Krabby Patty...

[at the cash register, Squidward is trying to take a customer's order, but Patrick and SpongeBob are still singing]

Excuse me for just a second. [he pokes his head through the order window to talk to SpongeBob and Patrick] Do you mind? I'm trying to work at a fast food restaurant. You might wanna try it some time!

I sure would, Squidward. That sounds----

Hey, wait a minute! SpongeBob, you already do work at a fast food restaurant.

[it looks like SpongeBob forgot that he already works at a restaurant, which is very unusual, considering he has worked at it since "Help Wanted"]

Oh, yeah.

SPSpongeBob and Patrick

Yay!

Remind me to fire my therapist.

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