Patrick wouldn't steal Ol' Reliable... Would he? [imagines Patrick from earlier]
I would kill for a net like that! [takes out a carrot, breaks it in half, and laughs maniacally]
Aah! Have I been best friends with a master thief? I must know for sure.
SpongeBob! Oh, thank goodness you're here. There was this scary guy with a mustache asking a lot of weird questions.
Patrick, I'm the scary mustache guy!
Aah! Why, SpongeBob, why?! Why would you wear such a scary mustache?
Why did you steal my jellyfishing net?!
[offended] WHAT?! I'm your best friend!
You were my best friend, you no-good jellyfish net thief!
How could you think that?!
Because you said that! You said that it was "YOUR FRIEND SPONGEBOB'S!!!"
[pauses, takes out the case] ...gift.
[confused] What?
It's my friend SpongeBob's GIFT! [opens the case revealing a handmade net] I made you a new net.
"For SpongeBob"? You made me a new jellyfishing net? That is so thoughtful of you! Patrick? What'cha doing, best friend?
I'm not your best friend, I'm a no-good jelly netting thief fish!
Where are you going?
I'm leaving Bikini Bottom, while I still have my dignity!
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