Oh, that reminds me. I got you a present.
A present? What is it?
[pulls out a bear with a microphone in its hand.] It's a Confess-A-Bear. He's a special friend you tell all your secrets to.
Wow, thanks, SpongeBob!
I'll just leave you two alone to get acquainted.
[He leaves and walks behind the pineapple to talk through the microphone]
Hi! My name is Confess-A-Bear! Tell me all your secrets!
Um... I did something recently I'm not very proud of. I didn't mean to do it. It just sort of happened.
Oh, maybe you should talk about it!
Well, it involves my best friend SpongeBob. I don't think he knows what happened, but it would really upset him if he found out.
TELL CONFESS-A-BEAR!!!
I've said too much already.
TELL CONFESS-A-BEAR NOW!!! NOW!!!!!
AAAGH!!!! I ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED SPONGEBOB'S TOOTHBRUSH IN THE TOILET, AND THEN I PUT IT BACK ON THE COUNTER WITHOUT WASHING IT!!!!! ...Confess-A-Bear?
[Suddenly, SpongeBob appears in the background, running and yelling as he tries to rid his tongue of bacteria]
You're mad at me, aren't you, Confess-A-Bear?
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