Patrick, what's happened to you?
I don't know what you mean.
Uh... [laughs] You know, Mr. Krabs is probably wondering where I am...and...
And what...
[intimidated of Patrick's rage] And, um, well...it's just that, um, you're kinda being a jerk.
Huh? [laughs] I thought you were going to say I was abusing my power.
Uh... well, I...
[explodes] Who's saying I'm abusing my power?! [SpongeBob shrinks and Patrick rips off his cloak] I'll put the whole town in prison! [SpongeBob runs away] Questioning my authority is treason! All these giggly speeches are making me thirsty. SpongeBob, I request a drink. SpongeBob? [claps twice] SpongeBob?! Huh. Gee, everybody's gone. I'm all alone. Fine, I'll get it myself! [walks by the mirror, and his reflection looks like a monster]
Knock knock.
Huh? [gasps] A knock knock joke! [he runs back to the mirror] Who's there?
You.
I don't get it.
I'm you and you are me. [a wire in Patrick's head connects and short circuits]
[screams] What have I become?! [Patrick races out of his rock]
Aaah, help! Monster! Monster! [he bumps into the Royal Ministry starfish] Huh? Oh, it's, it's you! [he thrusts the crown at the starfish] Here, here, take it. I don't want it anymore. It's turned me into a monster.
Oh, I think I know what's going on here. Patrick, with great power comes great responsibility. [Patrick is shaking and whimpering] You haven't a clue what I just told you, do you?
No. Uh-uh.
Oh, just as well. I've come to take the crown back, as it seems that you aren't royalty after all.
Huh?
[takes out family history] I've discovered this coffee stain, which upon removal, reveals that Sir Gary is the true heir to the king's crown. [he removes the stain to show Gary's picture on the family history parchment. Bubble transition to Gary having a crown put on his head, SpongeBob and Patrick dressed in medieval clothes]
Well, would you look at that. Gary, you're royalty!
[smiles] Meow?
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