[to Gary] All those people think you're a monster. But I know you're just a snail.
[SpongeBob pets Gary, who suddenly meows and snarls savagely and bites SpongeBob's arm, causing everyone to gasp.]
[in tears] Gary... how could you?! [Gary meows ferociously]
SpongeBob's been infected by his own pet snail. Oh, the irony! Quick, we must quarantine that infected snail before he bites every last Bikini Bottomite. Let's get the snail!
YEAH!
[An angry mob forms and everyone takes out jellyfish nets and torches. SpongeBob gasps.]
No! Don't hurt him!
Hand over the snail!
It's for his own good, SpongeBob.
No! I won't let you touch Gary!
Stop the madness, man! The mad snail disease ends now. SEIZE THE SNAIL!
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