[walks in angrily] Too old for an action movie. Huh!
What is it this time, kid?
Are you aware Drippy Brothers Studio is making the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie?
They can't be making a movie about us!
But they are, and they're using... [snap to a live-action close-up of his mouth] ...actors. [the heroes gasp] They have shunned our heroes.
And they weren't nice to them either.
[sobs] Now our dreams of being big screen heroes will never come true.
Well, that makes it even worse.
[puts his hands on Mermaid Man's back] You bet it does, kid.
And the worst part is...I can't remember why I started crying. [sobs some more]
Why don't we just make our own movie?
Patrick, once again, you have exposed your brilliance. We'll make a real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie, right here at Shady Shoals.
[stops crying] You will?
Yes, and in doing so, we will right the wrong done to you by the evil Drippy Brother Studios and... [same close-up of his mouth from before] ...their actors.
[jumps on top of the table] Vindication is ours! Vindi...How did I get up here?
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