Narrator, Potty and others in “The Sponge Who Could Fly”

Narrator

Last week, a never-before-seen episode of SpongeBob SquarePants was discovered under a desk at Nickelodeon Studios. [black and white footage of a large crowd of excited people is shown] Now all the world is waiting in fevered anticipation to watch... [the title appears on screen] the SpongeBob SquarePants Lost Episode. [an aerial shot of the town of Encino appears] Now, to present the Lost Episode, from Encino, California, the president of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club, Patchy the Pirate. [inside his house, Patchy is inside the shower, humming; Potty flies up]

Potty

Patchy, Patchy, the kids are here. [flushes the toilet]

Patchy

Wagh! [opens the curtain in panic] Hot! Hot! Hot! Potty, don't you know this is Patchy's private time? [looks at the camera] Oh, hello. Dahh! [covers himself with the curtain] What are you all doing here?

Potty

They're here to see the lost episode. Brawk!

Patchy

But I haven't got the lost episode because I... well, I lost it. [breaks down sobbing]

[off-screen] No, Patchy, please! Don't say that, Patchy. Please!

Patchy

But it is. It's lost and I have no idea where it is, so it's best if you forget all about old SpongeBob. [shuts the curtain and wails. Cuts to a montage of SpongeBob's greatest moments]

Patchy

I don't believe I lost "The Lost Episode". [screws in his peg leg] I never lose anything.

Patchy

Hey, it's a map. It's a map to the lost episode of "SpongeBob" I lost.

Patchy

[grabs the popcorn] This is gonna be great. [a countdown, starting at ten, appears on the screen] I can't believe it, more SpongeBob. [starts eating the popcorn; the countdown makes its way down to five] This is so exciting! [laughs, shaking the popcorn, which flies everywhere; the countdown ends] Here it comes.