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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 3

Squidward, SpongeBob and Patrick and others in “The Camping Episode”

Are you crazy?! A dirt circle won't stop that monster! I'm running for my life! [does so]

SPSpongeBob and Patrick

No!

[The sea bear comes back and resumes mauling Squidward]

Don't run! Sea bears hate that!

Thanks for the tip. I guess I'll just limp home, then. [does so]

SPSpongeBob and Patrick

No!

[The sea bear comes back and resumes mauling Squidward]

They hate limping more than running!

[offscreen] Well, I guess I'll just have...

[The sea bear comes back and resumes mauling Squidward]

I should have warned you about crawling!

[The sea bear comes back and resumes mauling Squidward]

[offscreen] What'd I do that time?!

I don't know, I guess he just doesn't like you!

Pretend to be somebody else!

Here, draw a circle! [tosses Squidward the stick]

[offscreen] Okay!

[The sea bear comes back and resumes mauling Squidward]

That was an oval! It has to be a circle!

Move over! [gets inside the circle; the sea bear comes up to Squidward in the circle, then notices the circle itself below before snarls as it points a threatening claw at him, and leaves] Hey, it worked! You guys saved my life! [everyone cheers "hooray"]

Yeah, I'm glad it was just a sea bear. This circle would never hold back a sea rhinoceros.

What attracts them?

The sound of a sea bear attack. [a sea rhinoceros appears, snorting]

Heh, good thing we're all wearing our anti-sea-rhinoceros undergarments. Right, Squidward?

Huh?

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