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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 3

Squidward and Mr. Krabs in “Squilliam Returns”

Squidward

Mr. Krabs, you gotta take 'em out of the... [gasps] HOLY FISH PASTE, WHAT IS THAT?!?! [sees a grotesque pile of goop with gross things sticking out of it]

KMr. Krabs

That's the appetizer.

Squidward

But I thought you said you were the head chef on the S.S. Gourmet.

KMr. Krabs

Did I say that? No. I cleaned the bathrooms on the Gourmet. I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

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