We interrupt your laughter at other people's expense to bring you this news flash! The fake inspector has been captured! Here is his picture. [The photo of the impostor is shown; he looks nothing like the health inspector that visited the Krusty Krab] If a health inspector comes to your restaurant and he's not this guy, he's real.
Phew, that's a relief, eh, Mr. Krabs? I'm sure our guy will understand if we just explain the situation. Then we can all have a good laugh about it.
[gasps] I don't think he'll be laughin', boy.
Why, sir?
Because that patty KILLED HIM!
[The two scream, then check the inspector before screaming again]
Mr. Krabs, what are we gonna do?!
What's this "we" stuff? You fed him the tainted patty! Looks like it's the stony lonesome for you!
But you told me to give it to him!
Well, you could've talked me out of it!
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