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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 2

SpongeBob, Patrick and others in “Survival of the Idiots”

Carefully... carefully? [Patrick smacks him]

Come on, do it! I'm freezing here!

Pat, no! [Patrick rips a patch of Sandy's fur off with the tape, leaving a patch of bare skin. Sandy roars and goes back to sleep, SpongeBob sighs in relief] Pat, are you crazy? [He sees that Patrick has placed the fur on his forehead]

No. I'm warm.

Let me see that roll of tape.

You said it!

Oh, look, it's SpongeBob and Patrick! [With that, SpongeBob and Patrick go crazy trying to open the door. Patrick screams. Sandy walks over, completely hairless and in her bikini]

Hey, guys! [They climb off the door] [She sees all the different fur assortments the two are wearing. She looks down at her bald pink body and screams in horror.]

It's okay, Sandy. Squirrel pattern baldness is quite common in small mammals. [Patrick removes the furry piece from his forehead, smiling fearfully. Sandy is really tickled off now.]

[growling with fury] SpongeBob! Patrick!

Don't worry, Sandy. We've got you covered.

[He giggles nervously. Cut to Sandy's arm pouring some lemonade, she giggles]

[giggles] More lemonade, boys? [pan out to see that Patrick is curled around Sandy's head and SpongeBob around Sandy's body as punishment for ripping her fur to keep them warm, in order to cover up her bald pink hide and keep her warm until her fur grows back. The two take a glass.]

SPSpongeBob and Patrick

Thanks, Sandy.

Spring sure is lovely.

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