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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 2

SpongeBob, Patrick and others in “Squidville”

[at the gated borders of Tentacle Acres]

Here it is, Patrick. Now we've just got to convince Squidward to come back home. You got our apology cake?

[Patrick picks up a cake that reads, 'Sorry.' He puts it back in his pants, revealing a giant cake-shaped bulge in them]

We're ready!

Ying. [SpongeBob pushes the button on the intercom]

GGuard

Hello, can I help you?

[thinking it's a restaurant intercom] Can I get a large #1, extra size?

But ya just ate three orders of fried oyster skins!

[unleashing a noxious gas cloud as he says this] I love fried oyster skins.

[cut to inside the control room, where the guard sees SpongeBob and Patrick on one of his monitors]

GGuard

We're sorry, but your kind isn't allowed here. [a security guard walks up next to him] He's not leaving, Orville. You got your night stick ready? [the two smell Patrick's breath cloud as it wafts in through the speaker] FRIED OYSTER SKINS?! Ooooohhhhh... [the two collapse, the first guard falling on a button opening the gate]

I guess we gotta order inside.

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